Urinetown

“Urinetown”
a kate west review
music & lyrics by Mark Hollmann; book & lyrics by Greg Kotis
directed by
John Rando
at the Wilshire Theatre

8440 Wilshire Blvd., east of La Cienga, Beverly Hills
Running through
May 23, 2004; call (323) 468-1770 now!
or visit www.BroadwayLA.org

The Tony-award winning Broadway hit, “Urinetown,” a spectacularly original fun new show, has finally arrived in
Los Angeles direct from New York City for oh, too short a time. From Chicago’s hip theatre scene, Mark Hoffmann and Greg Kotis collaborated to invent an unusual story about water shortage, of all things. And with characters like Officers Lockstock and Barrel, you know you’re in for a fun ride.

Scenic Designer Scott Pask creates the first startling impression with his stark, metallic grey set, made up of prison walkways and roving spotlights (thank Light Designer Brian MacDevitt). Cast members also occasionally use flashlights to create a semi-ominous atmosphere. Director John Rando’s inspired blocking (stage movement) keeps the action moving quickly and the choreography is equally wonderful.

The story revolves around two star-crossed lovers: wistful Hope Cladwell (the lyrically beautiful Christiane Noll) and heroically handsome Bobby Strong (the delightful Charlie Pollock) trapped in an uncompromising town where everyone must pay to use a restroom. Hence the odd title “Urinetown.” Tragically, Hope is the only daughter of the tyrannical Caldwell B. Cladwell (Ron Holgate) who has the poor in a vice-grip of evil. Bobby is the leader of the underground revolution demanding free toilets and an ample water supply.

Not to give away plot points, but this union cannot end well.

We eventually discover that Urinetown is actually a euphemism for discarding the unwanted (i.e. killing the poor). Recounting these important plot details, Jeff McCarthy is a definite standout as Officer Lockstock, also acting as the Narrator. His expansive method and side winks at the front row fit in perfectly with the fantastically peculiar style of the show. His sidekick, the adorable Meghan Strange as perky Little Sally, helps to move the plot along, including the audience in scores of inside jokes. The entire cast is quite strong (Christiane Noll is like a young Madeline Kahn) and the entire production is blissfully entertaining, especially the second act.

Highly recommended as great fun, a good night and the newest hot ticket in town.

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Urinetown (2001 Original Off-Broadway Cast)


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The Royal Family

“The Royal Family”
a kate west review
by George S. Kaufman & Edna Ferber; directed by Tom Moore
at the Ahmanson Theatre/Center Theatre Group/
L.A. Music Center
135 North Grand Ave, Los Angeles 90012
March 27 – May 16, 2004; Call 213-628-2772

Creators Edna Ferber and George S. Kaufman, flamboyant artistic voices from the early 1920’s, may have officially denied it, but “The Royal Family” is absolutely a portrait of the famous theatrical dynasty, the Barrymores. Currently running in downtown Los Angeles’ large venue, the Ahmanson Theatre, the latest production of “The Royal Family” is an extravagantly nostalgic dramatic romp designed to be a crowd pleaser.

The matriarchal head of the “Cavendish” (a.k.a. Barrymore) clan is Grand mere Fanny Cavendish, gloriously portrayed by stage diva Marian Seldes. Her daughter Julie, normally played by Kate Mulgrew, is aptly played by understudy and local stage veteran Jenna Cole at this particular Sunday matinee. Rounding out the family cast is spunky granddaughter Gwen (Melinda Page Hamilton) and swashbuckler brother/uncle Anthony (the suave Daniel Gerroll).The entire artistic brood is in constant uproar throughout the play, exiting and entering in proper melodramatic manner. The Cavendish family has been comprised of world famous actors dating back to their ancestry. They are expected to love the theater and to act ‘til they drop as did poor old Grandfather Cavendish.

Blustering George S. Irving as theatrical manager Oscar Wolfe and equally vociferous Charles Kimbrough as Herbert Dean dart in and out of the household, contributing to the general noise and clamor. Adding to the mayhem are frantic stereotypical servants (Ellia English and Alan Mandell) running around as well as five live dogs, while extraordinarily well-trained, are naturally distracting as they run up and down steps and jump on chairs.

Perplexed outsiders Gilbert Marshall (Richard Cox) and Perry Stewart (Robert L. Devaney) attempt to the win the hands and hearts of Julie and Gwen respectively, hopelessly trying to become more important to the women than the Cavendish’s fanatical devotion to their theatrical careers and family. Both women struggle between wanting a normal life and wanting to be loved. The family naturally loudly discusses this dilemma endlessly. The issue is never fully resolved, as Gwen marries and has a child but still longs to return to the stage and Julie decides to marry Gilbert but has doubts of her own. She does not want her only daughter Gwen to end up alone as she did and yet cannot bear for her to give up her heart’s desire. The puzzling ending (no fear – it will not be given away here!) does not offer any illumination.

Set Designer Douglas W. Schmidt creates a clever set, a cross between a realistic mansion-style home (with gorgeous floors, rugs and furniture) and an obvious stage “set” with painted murals and exaggerated colors. This atmosphere encourages applause when the curtain first goes up as do all the usual theatrical manipulative devices such as grand gestures and Noel Coward style delivery. All in all, it is a rather empty piece and while director Tom Moore has the actors make the most of playing as melodramatic as possible this exaggerated technique grows rather tiresome. Unfortunately, the play is not particularly inspirational or deeply interesting in spite of the obvious effort of the unrestrained actors.


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Twelfth Night

“Twelfth Night”
a kate west review
by William Shakespeare
at A Noise Within

234 S. Brand Blvd. Glendale
March 19 – May 16 (818) 240-0910

One of William Shakespeare’s most popular and oft-performed works, “Twelfth Night,” is the story of Viola, who is separated from her twin brother Sebastian after a shipwreck, then disguises herself as the loyal male servant Cesario in order to serve the handsome Duke Orsino. We learn early on that Orsino is desperately in love with the beautiful Countess Olivia, who steadfastly and heartlessly opposes the match. Meanwhile, Viola (as Cesario) finds herself in the compromising position of wooing Olivia for her master and realizing she is in love with Orsino, while Olivia, mistaking Viola for a youthful, fine-looking man, falls for the deceptively charming Cesario (Viola).

Confused? No worries. All gets sorted out cleverly in the end in classic Shakespearean style. Viola is reunited with her long-lost twin brother Sebastian, Orsino finds out that Cesario is really Viola and lovingly asks for her hand, Olivia falls for the attractive Sebastian, the thoroughly unpleasant manservant Malvolio gets his comeuppance and the audience rejoices.

As far as this production goes, the versatile and gifted Julie Coffey is quite good as Viola, giving excellent line readings and aptly aiding director Kris Tabori in creating a truly audience-accessible production. J. Todd Adams as Orsino, Robertson Dean as Sir Toby Belch (Olivia’s uncle) and Tessa Thompson as Olivia are all equally strong. Cynthia Beckert is the subtle, yet mischievous maidservant Maria and Hamilton Camp does a nice turn as the comic relief, playing the ridiculous Sir Andrew Aguecheek, another hopeless suitor to Olivia. Alan Brooks plays a somber, yet delightfully twisted Malvolio and the rest of the cast is fairly strong, especially standout Mark Bramhall, as the sharply intelligent court fool, Feste, who serves as an impish go-between for many of the characters.

Set Designer Trefoni Michael Rizzi creates a generically peaceful Mediterranean-style set and the scenes flow together smoothly. Modern audiences must take all the obvious disguises with a grain of salt, but we are nonetheless entertained by the consummate skill of the Bard and the simplicity of the emotion in the story. It might be fun to see actual identical twins cast in a production of “Twelfth Night,” but barring that, A Noise Within does a fine job of justifying classic mistaken identity. This is a nicely entertaining and likeable production. The perfect light menu for such a hot summer.

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Caulklon the Volton

“Caulklon the Volton”
a kate west review
written and performed by Ted Michaels, directed by Karen Maruyama
at the Groundlings Theatre, 7307 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles, 90046
(323) 934-4747, Running April 5, 19, 26 at 8 p.m. Tickets $7

From the mind of Ted Michaels (a frightening place), who is yet another fabulously talented Groundling, comes an insanely original new one-act, “Caulklon the Volton,” performing in the house of comedic insanity: the Groundlings Theatre. The title refers to a space creature that appears to George W. Bush in a demented dream, threatening to enslave the population of the earth and keep them all in his stomach. The premise alone (almost) prepares you for the truly bizarre story about to unfold.

For those unfamiliar with past Groundlings main company shows, Michaels is known for his eccentrically intense characters such as a coal miner performing stand-up comedy and a Spaniard who rescues a depressed office worker from the doldrums of everyday life. In this production, he portrays a full range of characters, from the daydreaming current president George W., George Bailey from “It’s a Wonderful Life” and past president F.D.R. to Batman, Robin and the amazing Caulklon the Volton himself. We never find out what a Volton is, but it sounds very scary and is present via George W.’s answering machine and speaker phone.

Groundlings Alumna Karen Maruyama’s fast-paced directing keeps up a spirited energy, matching Michaels’ manically enthusiastic method of jumping in and out of character. Greg Kanaga, Groundlings band member, joins in the fun with the occasional odd character as well as providing the music. This is a wonderfully unique performance which must be seen to be believed. It is great, wild fun and a very impressive insight into the type of talent the Groundlings nurture and revere. Highly, highly recommended. Read more!

The Pagans

WARNING! KEY PLOT POINTS REVEALED IN THIS REVIEW!

“The Pagans”
a kate west review
written by Ann Noble, directed by Scott Cummins
at The Road Theatre Company, Lankershim Arts Center
5108 Lankershim Blvd. North Hollywood
call
(818) 761-8829, www.roadtheatre.org; running through April 24

Audiences usually relate quite well to good family drama as so many of us have experienced that type of conflict. The award-winning Road Theatre Company handles this discord nicely in their recent production of “The Pagans.”

Prodigal son Michael Riordan, now fallen from grace, finally returns to Ireland after five years in America. Shaun O’Hagan plays Michael with depth and dignity, while remaining the cornerstone around which the other characters revolve. It turns out that when he left Ireland, he also left behind the love of his life, Danaan (co-Producer Marci Hill) who, unbeknownst to him, has borne his son Connor. His brother Tadhg (played by the intensely sexy Erin Beaux) has been acting as a father figure to Connor in Michael’s absence.

Michael’s return results in many surprises, including bringing home his American wife Anna (uninterestingly portrayed by Lauren Clark). Alex Douglas is also rather weak as the family friend, Bobby Quinn. However, the rest of the cast is very strong, including James K. Ward as Thomas, the father and Peggy Billo as the fiercely bitter spinster, Aunt Frances. Artistic Director, Taylor Gilbert, plays Margaret, the mother of the Irish brood and does a fine job as the voice of reason as well as acting as the glue that hold the family together in the midst of tragedy. Her performance is subtle and multi-layered and she pulls off the perfect level of emotional intensity.

Playwright Ann Noble succinctly sets up the many conflicts in the first act which are all quickly resolved in the second act. The troubled Tadhg’s untimely end may seem a bit forced; however, Director Scott Cummins deftly motivates his actors to show a range of emotion in the logical unfolding of the tale. What may have been a predictable soap opera is converted into a gripping drama, by the strong directing, solid acting (for the most part), realistically accessible dialogue and vividly sympathetic characters. Set Designer Desma Murphy also presents a detailed and cozy set creating a wonderfully apt setting and atmosphere for this touching story.

This moving play keenly resonates with the audience as we watch each character undergo a dramatic transformation, enabling them to be a stronger family on the road to self-discovery. “The Pagans” is a sold production with a nice emotional payoff and the Road Theatre Company well deserves its critically acclaimed reputation.


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The Underpants

“The Underpants”
a kate west review
by Carl Sternheim, adapted by Steve Martin
directed by John Rando
The Geffen Playhouse

10886 Le Conte Avenue, Los Angeles 90024
March 9 –
April 18, 2004 – EXTENDED
Call (310) 208-5454

Hollywood’s own Steve Martin, having written and performed his uniquely zany style of comedy for decades, has recently turned to playwriting. The Geffen Playhouse’s first original production was Martin’s “Picasso at the Lapin Agile” and both theater and writer have come full circle in their latest production, “The Underpants.”

Influenced by German expressionism and adapted from (bitterly anti-bourgeois) Carl Sternheim’s “Die Hose” (“The Knickers”) of 1910, “The Underpants” is a broad, stylistic, comic romp reminiscent of the classic French comedies by Moliere. The play stars Dan Castellaneta (best known as the voice of America’s favorite cartoon dad, Homer Simpson) and Meredith Patterson as a quintessential ordinary middle class 1900’s German couple, Theo and Louise Maske. Theo is furious at his wife Louise for accidentally dropping her underpants in a public park, in front of the eyes of His Royal Majesty, the King and all of society. The direct result of this intolerable scandal is a parade of lustful young men, seeking to board with the Maske’s and smitten by their stolen glimpse of Louise’s drawers. Jack Betts and Steve Vinovich have smaller roles as other German caricatures.

Anthony Crivello plays the magnificently exaggerated Italian version of Casanova, the flamboyant Versati. He excites Louise into fantasizing about romance in her humdrum, oppressive existence. Egged on by her vicariously hungry and ever-optimistic neighbor, Gertrude (deliciously played by the delightful Amy Aquino), Louise plots an affair with Versati as revenge against her boorish, demanding and unpleasant husband. As Theo, Dan Castellaneta plays the part overly loudly in the style of the piece, but a little grating nonetheless.

Also, the constant double entendre references to melons, wieners, cigars and cherries do get a bit old. Patrick Kerr plays another suitor, Cohen, the Jewish dentist, who, by hiding his religion, provides much fodder for the buffoonishly anti-Semitic Theo. The entire production is larger than life and over-the-top, including the fascinating surreally clownish set by Alexander Dodge. The award-winning director John Rando (for Broadway’s acclaimed hit, “Urine Town”), pulls together a professional production, however the blatant humor is an acquired taste.

Obviously poking fun at social convention, the audience must still suffer through bad puns and outright slapstick routines. Martin’s influence is apparent in much of the sexual humor and will appeal to the common denominator. The contemporary relevance lies in the ridiculous furor over a minor social faux pas and how that affects everyone’s lives, bringing a little glamour and fleeting fame to Louise and then just as quickly leaving her again to her domestic fate. Running about one and a half hours long, with no intermission, the frantic pace is dizzying at times and the base humor is not for everyone. In general, however, the production is definitely an audience pleaser and has drawn sell-out houses.


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Dirty Blonde

“Dirty Blonde” by Claudia Shear
a kate west review
directed by James Lapine
at the Pasadena Playhouse, 39 S. El Molino Avenue, Pasadena 91101
call (626) 356-PLAY (7529); running February 27 – April 4, 2004

Mae West was a fabulous, outspoken, sexy diva of vaudeville and early film who fascinated, titillated and shocked audiences of her day. Claudia Shear portrays West as fun and big and bawdy as she ever was in the recent production of “Dirty Blonde.” As the award-winning author and co-creator, Shear has played West in many different venues, including on Broadway. She collaborates once again with the mega-talented and brilliant James Lapine (also co-creator) who directs this produciton in his usual economical and remarkably savvy fashion.

The story revolves around West’s rise to stardom, chronicled by two modern lonely Mae West fans who discover each other because of their mutual obsession. Claudia Shear (as West and the lonely Josephine), Tom Riis Farrell (as her lover and various other characters) and Bob Stillman (various characters) make up the cast. They work very well as a team, transforming into different characters in different eras with professional simplicity. Bob Stillman also acts as Musical Director, creating a wonderful score in keeping with the vaudeville style of the production and each number is more entertaining than the next.
Casual fans my be surprised to learn that part of Mae West’s amazing life story is writing her own material, discovering Cary Grant and having the balls to live her life exactly the way she chose. Shear paints a vibrant and powerful picture of West, touched by sadness only toward the end of her life.

The show runs a bit long at about two hours and could do with an intermission. There seem to be several opportunities for a good break. In spite of this, the audience leaves the show wanting more and with the desire to go watch West’s more well-known films such as “Diamond ‘Lil” and “My Little Chickadee.” Spectators can visit the Playhouse’s current charming exhibit of her memorabilia after the show. This nicely highlights a delightful production which is loads of fun. Read more!

39*21*50

“39*21*50” by Max Riley
a kate west review
directed by Mario Lescot
at The Theatre District at the Cast Theatre, 804 El Centro, Hollywood, (323) 957-2343
Running February 13 – April 3, 2004

Local playwright Max Riley’s latest one-act, “39*21*50,” developed at the Theatre District is now a full length play. The title refers to the various stages the characters go through in life, which they discuss endlessly in a local coffee shop on Melrose Avenue in Hollywood. The set design is by Two Blue Chairs and is a wonderfully natural depiction of a cozy, messy Melrose café, with muted strung lights and newspapers strewn about. It establishes the mood perfectly as the characters are introduced.

First we meet Suzie (Suzie Kane) and Nancy (Nancy Peterson), two middle-aged friends who lunch at the same Melrose café every day and never get served. It is their favorite hangout, however, where they feel the most comfortable. The running joke is that the wraithlike waitress (Randi Haynes) never brings actual food and never does any actual work, but is a good pal. Next their divorced friend Karen (Karen Mangano) comes in, soon followed by the frantic businesswoman Trish (Alice Ensor) who quickly becomes a regular customer, along with her ever-patient assistant Ellen (Shannon Hunt).

A special find is Drew Droege, who plays Drew, the only male friend in the bunch, who imparts both wisdom and serenity as only a local yogi teacher can. He plays his part joyfully and with a refreshing immediacy and realism. In fact, it seems that the younger characters, Drew, Ellen and even the waitress, in spite of their own problems, are there to teach the older women how to cope gracefully with life’s little quirks.

Throughout the play, the women sort out their various problems while drifting in and out of the café. Businesswoman Trish learns to slow down and appreciate the small pleasures in life, even reclaiming her Brooklyn accent. She finally notices and appreciates her assistant Ellen who very sweetly reveals her inner life. Karen reconciles with her bad husband, while Suzy and Nancy strengthen their already strong friendship. Drew wanders between both sets of women, as some sort of symbolic touchstone.

The actors give more or less strong performances; however, all the heartfelt emotion comes across a bit forced, with overwritten dialogue and incongruous monologues. For instance, Drew compares not living a full life to a cheap version of an Armani suit where “the collar rides up.” The mundane point of stopping to smell the roses might have been made with less tedious writing. Also director Mario Lescot has the actors amble off occasionally for spotlight monologues which do not provide anything specifically revealing. All in all, the play is a tad slow and may leave the audience a tad bored. Read more!

The Velvet Hammer Burlesque

The Velvet Hammer Burlesque presents “Illuminata”
a night of rhapsody & abandon
a kate west review
created, produced & directed by Michelle Carr
at The Avalon Theater

1739 N. Vine Street, Hollywood, (323) 466-0270
and The
Great American Music Hall
859 O’Farrell Street, San Francisco
playing
California in April
Contact www.velvethammerburlesque.com for upcoming tour information!!!

Straight from the glamour and glitz of the 1930’s and 40’s cabaret-style floor shows comes the outrageously (and naked!) modern version by the Velvet Hammer Burlesque. Their latest effort is “Illuminata,” is a three-hour-full extravaganza of scrumptiously and scandalously costumed
Hollywood allure and style.

The brainchild of Michelle Carr, the show features comics Bill Chott, Laura Kightlinger, Jeremy Kramer, Blaine Capatch and Dave Cox, with varied levels of comedic talent. Mr. Uncertain is a middling retro piano player who can also be seen at Hollywood’s Parlour Club. Lord Millionaire and his Arhythmacrats bring the house down with their rousting band and the delightful Velvet Hammer chorus girls come on between acts to dance their way into creating a retro fan’s heaven.

Miss Astrid, the one-eyed German dominatrix is the Mistress of Ceremonies, sparring raunchily with the audience between numbers. She does need to pick up the pace as her sexual innuendos tend to drag on. As each act is brand new, there are no real costume changes so her stalling technique is a bit perplexing.

But then of course, there are the strippers, each girl act more spectacular than the next. The many fantastic numbers include Dorothy Gale being accosted by flying monkeys, two flamenco dancers stripping each other, a sex robot being created and there are many ball gowns and designer dresses which all come off slowly and in other cases furiously, inspiring wolf whistles from the audience. This is a show that is even better the more you drink, and at the Avalon Theater, there is ample opportunity.

With names like Scarlette Fever, Aurora Borealis and Venus de Mille you could not ask for better entertainment. There is even a vivaciously sexy little person in the show named Bobby Pinz as well as twin maids called the Poubelle Twins. Very exciting and well worth the steep price of $30. So take a trip back to ludicrous vaudeville and bawdy burlesque and enjoy yourself!

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Fleetwood Macbeth

“Fleetwood Mac,” by the Troubadour Theater Company
a kate west review
now playing at the Matrix Theatre, 7657 Melrose Avenue, West Hollywood (800) 595-4849
February 19 – March 28, 2004

In Shakespearean time, theater was a bawdy, entertaining, interactive affair and audience members participated in their own raucous evening out. Shakespeare would have loved the Troubadour Theater Company. Troupe leader Matt Walker heads a company of professional improvisers, musicians and actors in a theater company that holds nothing sacred.

Their latest effort, “Fleetwood Macbeth,” stays true to their familiar style of wacky, irreverent fun. Set to the music of Fleetwood Mac, it is the classic story of Shakespeare’s “Macbeth.” From the beginning of the play, we know this will be a very different experience as some of the actors mingle with the audience before the show and the pull some “volunteers” on stage. Latecomers are greeted with a house-lights-up joyous song and the actors talk to us throughout the entire play.

Morgan Rustler as Macbeth and Matt Walker as Banquo take us through the entire story, jumping from traditional Shakespearean soliloquies to pop culture references such as mega singer Janet Jackson’s recent Super Bowl faux pas. Choreographer Michelle Anne Johnson dazzles us with fabulous numbers, including many acrobatic feats and Musical Director Andre P. Holmes accents the show with his rockin’ band. Meanwhile, the actors sing familiar Fleetwood Mac hits such as “Don’t Stop.” Lisa Valenzuela is an especially strong singer as Lady Macbeth and the crew of witches, led by Beth Kennedy as Hectate, are a delightful chorus of talented singers and dancers. Matt Walker’s direction is tightly controlled, yet still allows for improv and nice rapport with the audience. Costume Designer Sharon McCunigle creates a combination of modern and olden Scottish wear and most of the actors sport crazy huge rubber feet.

For those who can’t remember their high school lit class, “Macbeth” is inspired by the witches and his wife to murder King Duncan (Travis Clark) and take his place. Violence begets violence and he murders his friend Banquo to prevent his rise to the throne and then slaughter the entire family of his rival Macduff (portrayed East Los Angeles “homie” style by Guillermo D. Robles). He is ultimately and justly defeated by Macduff and heir to the throne, Prince Malcolm (deliciously foppishly played by Guilford Adams). Lady Macbeth dies and Macbeth himself is killed, all of his blood lust having left him with nothing but anguish and disturbing hallucinations.

The dramatic moments in this production, especially Macbeth’s speeches, could have been heightened in order to better contrast the troupe’s zaniness. As a whole however, it is a rewardingly juicy show, highlighting lowbrow humor and a finely toned ensemble. Tremendous fun and definitely recommended.

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Pigs and Bugs

“Pigs and Bugs,” a world premiere by Paul Zimmerman
a kate west review
directed by Chris Fields,
Echo Theatre Company, McCadden Place Theatre,
1157 McCadden Place,
Hollywood 90038; (800) 413-8669; www.echotheatrecompany.com
Running February 12 –
March 14, 2004

The recent Echo Theatre production of “Pigs and Bugs” is a contemporary, confusing tale about the effect pop culture has on the human soul. Director Chris Fields does a solid job with the material but cannot overco
me the more confusing elements of the play. Sound Designer Drew Dalzell peppers the scenes with game show sound bytes, inferring a constant presence of television’s enticing hopefulness for winning the American dream. And at one point, the sound is a bit too long and too loud for sensitive spectators. Also, Set Designer David Offner creates a bizarrely fun atmosphere with hanging shopping bags and carpeted lamps suspended above one interchangeable, overstuffed sofa. It suggests to the viewer that he/she is in for a wild ride but by the end you may wonder where the fun has gone.

Enrico Colantoni (from television’s “Just Shoot Me”) is Russell; a neurotic, worried, manic writer with an exasperated, long-suffering wife named Wanda (Tara Karsian). The first act begins with his paranoia-induced monologues on the various people he believes want to destroy him. Meanwhile, Wanda’s sister Harriet (Christine Estabrook) is another neurotic paranoid and suffering from agoraphobia. Her daughter Brenda (Anna Perilo) tries everything to get her mother to leave the house but Harriett won’t budge. These four characters interact with each other in two acts; each becoming progressively more paranoid and frantic as the plots unfolds.

The play eventually climaxes with an odd focus on Brenda, leaving the audience to wonder if the playwright (Paul Zimmerman) is expressing his voice through her or if she is the “everyman,” surrounded by a family over inundated with a barrage modern of materialism. Either way, it follows a strange “death” scene in which the other three characters convulse after an endless angry spewing monologue but shortly thereafter spring back into action as if nothing had transpired. This device does not fully embody the playwright’s intention except in a rather obvious way.

All in all, the playwright seems to be commenting on modern materialism and white noise and the way it all tends to curb normal intimacy and control in people’s lives. Perhaps these people started out normally but slowly degenerated into buzzing zombies, brimming over with aggression and violence. As an original play it is an interesting look at our modern lifestyle but does not offer anything particularly revolutionary. The production ultimately fails to break new ground.

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The Diary of a Madman

“The Diary of a Madman”
a kate west review
written by Nikolai Gogol; adapted by Don Eitner & Tom Troupe
directed by Don Eitner
at the Odyssey Theatre Ensemble
2055 S. Sepulveda Blvd. Los Angeles 90025
call (310) 477-2055; Running January 10 – March 7

Veteran actor Tom Troupe stars in a one-man production of “The Diary of a Madman” which he and Director Don Eitner adapted and re-translated from Ukrainian Nikolai Gogol’s short story of the same name. The main problem with adapting a short story is in expanding a basic premise into a full length story and in translating something from Russian, is in arranging it in intelligible in English. In this case the producers make a valiant attempt; however, the end result is a full hour of the ravings of a madman. Literally.

Tom Troupe plays a nameless impoverished “Clerk” who works in a miserable anonymous European office where, in the words of Gogol himself, “… everyone is drowned by the trivial, meaningless labours at which he spends his useless time.” The Clerk becomes increasingly dissatisfied with his working conditions and escapes more and more into his own fantasy world. For instance, he seemingly believes his hand puppet is a real person but destroys it in a fire in a fit of rage which sends him into dementia. He ends up thinking he is King Ferdinand of Spain and refuses to believe otherwise even when his landlady commits him to an asylum.

Troupe does a fairly good job of depicting a descent into madness but it is not particularly interesting to watch. Unfortunately a gibbering madman does not offer any great moral lessons. It is rather more clinically interesting and perhaps might be one reason Gogol kept it a short story. Also, the sound design is distractingly archaic (by Sound Designer Dale Barnhart). Set Designer Danny Truxaw did build a nice set however, which helps depict the character of the Clerk living in a nondescript dateless European country.

All in all, it is up to each audience member whether or not to give this production a chance. Don’t expect to gain any new insights on the human condition but rather the inner workings of a lunatic.

Diary of a Madman and Other Stories (Penguin Classics)

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I am Not Mark Twain

“I Am Not Mark Twain”, Written and Performed by Steven Cragg
a kate west review
directed by Ron Lagomarsino
at the Groundlings Theatre, 7307 Melrose Avenue, Los Angeles 90046
(323) 934-4747, Running Mondays February 2004


Steven Cragg, alumnus of the well-known Groundlings Troupe is currently performing his unusual one-man show “I Am Not Mark Twain” at the Groundlings Theatre through February. The previous incarnation was directed by Melanie Graham (another Groundlings alumna) and depicted Cragg, southern accent and all, in a Mark Twain costume with the disclaimer that he is most definitely not Mark Twain. (You need to see the show to get the joke). The one act is actually about Cragg’s personal life which he shares with the audience in painful detail. From his crazy road exploits with a drinking buddy, to the terrible scare he had when his son was diagnosed with a serious disease, Cragg keeps the audience in turn involved, sympathetic, enchanted and dismayed.

The current production directed by Rob Lagomarsino is an extension of the earlier work, maintaining the same emotional intensity and pathos. Combining sarcasm, witty humor and revealing frankness, Cragg once again holds the audience captive. Along with his “not-Mark-Twain” costume, he presents slides of his life, daring us to judge his choices, while keeping his dignity and integrity intact. This is an amazing show and an amazing insight into a complex and intelligent man. It is well worth time invested and may leave you dizzy from all the strongly exposed passion. Don’t miss it. Read more!

Hairless

Hairless
written & directed by Sarah Johnson
starring Angelique Little





Under the new-and-different category comes an usual independent film. "Hairless" is a movie about baldness. More specifically, about Alyssa, who tries to hide her hairless state from potential suitors. But this proves to be a daunting task, as she has no hair anywhere, due to a disease called alopecia areata (see info below on the very real condition).


Check out the website www.hairlessmovie.com























WHAT IS ALOPECIA?
From The National Alopecia Areata Foundation


Alopecia areata is a common autoimmune disease that results in the loss of hair on the scalp and elsewhere. It usually starts with one or more small, round, smooth patches. It occurs in males and females of all ages and races, but onset most often occurs in childhood. It is estimated that approximately two percent of the population will be affected at some point in their lives, or over 4.5 million people in the United States.

In alopecia areata, the affected hair follicles are mistakenly attacked in groups by a person’s own immune system (white blood cells), resulting in the arrest of the hair growth stage. These affected follicles become very small, drastically slow down production, and grow no hair visible above the surface for months or years. The scalp is the mostly commonly affected area, but the beard or any hair-bearing site can be affected alone or together with the scalp.

Some people develop only a few bare patches that regrow hair within a year. In others, extensive patchy loss occurs, and in a few, all scalp hair is lost (referred to as alopecia totalis) or, hair is lost from the entire scalp and body (referred to as alopecia universalis). No matter how widespread the hair loss, the hair follicles remain alive and are ready to resume normal hair production whenever they receive the appropriate signal. In all cases, hair regrowth may occur even without treatment and even after many years.

At present, there is no cure for alopecia areata, although the hair may return by itself. There are various treatments, which are most effective in milder cases, but none are universally effective.

For more information, please check the website of the National Alopecia Areata Foundation, at www.naaf.org.


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10:17

The 9 O’clock 10:17 Comedy Night
a kate west review
Saturdays at the Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th Street, between 5th and Madison, New York NY, $5 only.
Info: (212) 932-3767 or http://www.1017comedy.com

Husband and wife team Michael Birch and Bricken Sparacino have served up yet another entertaining show with their long running 10:17 Comedy Troupe playing at the Gershwin Hotel on Saturday nights. The five dollar admission charge is the cheapest rate for the most laughs in town. Every week is a different show so it is well worth seeing multiple times.

Last week, September 27, the talented line up included stand-ups Erin Foley, Andres du Bouchet, Dan Allen and Jessica Delfino. Du Bouchet spars playfully with the audience and Delfino is a special delight accompanying her quirky outlook on life with some fun guitar strumming. And as if all that weren’t enough joy, the troupe itself (this time consisting of Glenn Stoops, Eric Chercover, Michael Birch and Bricken Sparacino) pepper the evening with comedy sketch, song and miscellaneous ad-libbing.

Birch and Sparacino are excellent hosts, making the audience feel completely comfortable as if we were right in their cozy living room. Two highlights include Sparacino’s monologue as an outraged Barbie, reprimanding Saudi Arabia for banning her likeness and Birch serving up some funny “improvised” singing with musical partner Eric Chercover as the Mike Birch Caucasian Experience. The entire evening is a delight and the gracious hosts welcome you to smooze with the cast afterwards, creating a fun and relaxed atmosphere so when they pick on you it’s good natured fun as if being teased by your family.

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LOR Saga

The Lord of the Rings Saga
Films and Books
a kate west favorite





(Elijah Wood as Frodo Baggins)

An absolute success from the very beginning, Peter Jackson's "Lord of the Rings" Trilogy wowed audiences as a box office hit; not bad for three epic movies, each three whole hours long. At least. Taken from the modern classic novels of J.R.R. Tolkien (1892-1973), the films are scrupulously true to the original novels, with but a few very minor deviations not even worth mentioning. Jackson captures the essential characters perfectly and his eye for casting is sublime.

Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) is Bilbo Baggins’ (Ian Holm) favorite nephew and a Hobbit (small, jovial and gentle creatures). Bilbo must have passed on his vivid wanderlust (read “The Hobbit” for details) onto Frodo as both of them encounter incredible adventures in their full lives. The most important quest by far is that of the great ring of power, forged for the evil Sauron, a demon lord trying to take over Middle Earth.

Tolkien painstakingly created Middle Earth and even developed complicated languages for his characters. A contemporary of the Christian writer C.S. Lewis, he himself was Roman Catholic. He incorporated much of that mysticism and symbolism into his works and in his worlds, good is constantly pitted against evil, causing much internal conflicts. Having lived through both World Wars (and witnessing Tolkien cult fanaticism), Tolkien was acutely aware of the corruption of power and mania and of how kingdoms can be felled. The message of his novels is always that good will prevail, but often at heavy cost.

In the films, as in the books, the cost in “The Lord of the Rings” Trilogy is the death of some main characters and the toll on everyone’s soul. To begin with, Gandalf the Grey (Sir Ian McKellan) tasks Frodo with bringing the ring into the heart of Mordor and the fires of the Mount Doom, which will destroy its sinister power forever. To aid the valiant Hobbit is the Fellowship of the Ring, consisting of three fellow Hobbits, a Ranger, Gandalf, a Dwarf, an Elf and a second mortal human, Boromir (Sean Bean). Their quest ends up taking them all on different paths, finding their dark destinies and ultimately returning to the light in one fashion or another.

Frodo and his loyal friend Sam (Sean Astin) encounter Gollum (voiced by Andy Serkis, with most visuals done by CGI*), on their lonely last leg of the journey. Gollum had the ring long ago (no one ever truly owns the ring) and its siren song compels him to follow it all the way to his doom, having already been twisted into a sub being, tragically far from his origins. He serves as a warning to Frodo not to let himself be swallowed up by the magic of the ring, and thankfully, Sam is at hand to help him stay strong.

Meanwhile, heroic Strider/Aragon (Viggo Mortensen), the ancient mortal King Isildur’s heir; gallant Legolas the Elf (Orlando Bloom) and the fierce Dwarf Gimli (John Rhys-Davies) seek the other two lost Hobbits, Merry (Dominic Monaghan from television’s “Lost”) and Pippin (Billy Boyd). Boromir and brother Faramir (David Wenham), heirs to the Gondor throne have unresolved family issues, adding even more dimension to the characters' stories. Other standout characters are the elegant Fairy Queen, Lady of Light and Wood, Galadriel (Cate Blanchett), Elven leader Elrond (Hugo Weaving) and his beautiful daughter Arwen (Liv Tyler), in love with Aragon. Elves are pretty cool in general, as well as mighty warriors, like Haldir (Craig Parker) another suave hero. Talking trees, goblins, orcs and more populate this fantastical world. Suffice it to say, you have plenty to look at and will want to view these magnificent films over and over again.

Peter Jackson truly understands Tolkien’s world and visualizes a gorgeously filmed work of art. It’s touching, breathtaking, so musically apt, wonderfully acted and beautifully costumed. Tolkien inspired many storytellers, in fantasy and science fiction alike, and his works continue to spark the imagination. It is a credit to Jackson that his Oscar-award winning epics do fine justice to the beloved novels.


*Computer Graphics Interface: A digitalized imaging process of computer animating characters on screen.

The Trilogy:
Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Director:
Peter Jackson

Writing Credits:
J.R.R. Tolkien (novels)
Fran Walsh (screenplay)
Philippa Boyens (screenplay)
Peter Jackson (screenplay)

Cast:
Alan Howard ... The Ring (voice)
Noel Appleby ... Everard Proudfoot
Sean Astin ... Sam Gamgee, Hobbit
Sala Baker ... Sauron, Dark Lord
Sean Bean ... Boromir of Gondor
Cate Blanchett ... Galadriel, Lady of Light, of Wood
Orlando Bloom ... Legolas Greenleaf, Elf
Billy Boyd ... Peregrin 'Pippin' Took, Hobbit
Marton Csokas ... Celeborn, Elf Husband of Gladriel
Brad Dourif ... Grima Wormtongue
Megan Edwards ... Mrs. Proudfoot
Michael Elsworth ... Gondorian Archivist
Mark Ferguson ... Gil-Galad, Elf King of Noldor
Bernard Hill ... King Theoden of Rohan
Ian Holm ... Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit
Christopher Lee ... Saruman, The White Wizard
Lawrence Makoare ... Lurtz, Uruk-Hai (half Orc/half Man)
Brent McIntyre ... Witch-King
Ian McKellen ... Gandalf the Grey
Peter McKenzie ... Elendil, Father of Isildur
Sarah McLeod ... Rosie Cotton, Hobbit
Dominic Monaghan ... Merry, Hobbit
Viggo Mortensen ... Aragorn/Strider, Isildur's heir
Ian Mune ... Bounder
John Noble ... Denethor, Father of Boromir & Faramir
Miranda Otto ... Eowyn, Shield Maiden of Rohan
Craig Parker ... Haldir, Elf Captain
Cameron Rhodes ... Farmer Maggot
John Rhys-Davies ... Gimli the Dwarf
Martyn Sanderson ... Gate Keeper
Andy Serkis ... Gollum/Voice of The Witchking
Harry Sinclair ... Isildur, Past King of Gondor
Liv Tyler ... Arwen, Elf
David Weatherley ... Barliman Butterbur, Owner Prancing Pony
Hugo Weaving ... Elrond, father of Arwen
David Wenham ... Faramir, brother of Boromir
Elijah Wood ... Frodo Baggins, Hobbit

Start with the first LOR Book:
The Lord of the Rings (Collector's Edition)

Special Edition Film Series:
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Bob's Office Party

Bob’s Holiday Office Party
a kate west review
by Rob Elk and Joe Keyes, Directed by Justin Tanner
at The Elephant Asylum Theater, 6320 Santa Monica Blvd., Los Angeles,
(323) 960-7717, www.bobsofficeparty.com, LAST WEEK

A new Hollywood Christmas tradition, “Bob’s Holiday Office Party” is a silly, drunken farce which blurs in your memory like a holiday hangover from a really wild party. Indeed, this appears to be the playwrights’ intent. The title character, Everyman Insurance Agent, Bob Finhead (Rob Elk), holds his annual Christmas party for his loyal and colorful eccentric small town clients. The main plotline is that in one evening, he must make a life decision affecting everyone. In the meantime, the audience is entertained by a parade of increasingly bizarre and tipsy characters who pop in and out of the action, sharing and stealing focus from one another in a joyous free-for-all. Two standouts include the hilarious Johnson sisters (the talented Laura Carson and Maile Flanagan) who echo each other with merry intensity.

It is great fun to watch each character become progressively more insane, from the likeable stoner slacker Marty (Mark Fite) to the rigidly anally repressed Margie Mincer (Andrea Hutchman), embroiled in a love affair with Bob. Ann Randolph does a good job also of balancing her two extreme characters, polar opposite twin sisters, Carol and Brandy.

Playwrights Rob Elk and Joe Keyes (playing Bob and Joe Walker, respectively), tie things up nicely with simple conflict resolutions, complete with an apparently ineffective meek villain, Elwin Beewee (subtly portrayed by Pat O’Brien), who comes back into town to confront his childhood bullies and avenge himself. Director Justin Tanner sets a fast-paced tone, dotted with outrageous antics such as Joe’s over-the-top “orgy” with the Johnson sisters and wanton Brandy’s brazen sexual openness.

All in all, it is clear that the creators and actors have polished the production over the few years it’s been running and are having the time of their lives cavorting on stage. Silly yes, and not particularly deep or meaningful so don’t go looking for lessons to be learned. It is obviously not for the serious-minded. Then again, it’s Christmas. So if you are already on your way towards holiday debauchery, stop by the Elephant for a preview of holiday madness. Read more!

Take Me Out

“Take Me Out” by Richard Greenberg
a kate west review
directed by Joe Mantello
at the Walter Kerr Theatre, 219 W 48th Street, New York, NY
(212) 239-6200


A typical baseball fan would be naturally inclined to see the new Tony-award winning hit Broadway play about the all-American pastime. Richard Greenburg’s latest work, “Take Me Out,” seemingly offers a little something for the non-athletic as well.

At the start of the play, Darren Lemming, Empire’s (very much like the Yankees) star African-American player has just unexpectedly come out of the closet in a major press conference. He is stoically and majestically portrayed by Daniel Sunjata, very much like Derek Jeter. His teammate Kippy, played by the affable Neal Huff, is the narrator explaining the repercussions of Darren’s announcement and how all the “trouble” started. At first, Darren’s self-identity is marked by an incredible arrogance. He is impatient with both his denouncers and his defenders, not wishing to be a poster boy for someone else’s idea of a hero. He just wants to play ball. Enter Shane Mungitt, played by the delightfully awkward Frederick Weller. He is a taciturn, unrefined redneck who can pitch a hell of a game. Kippy’s attempt to take him under his wing eventually backfires as can no longer deny the depth of Shane’s racism nor Darren’s latent anger which leads to a disturbingly violent confrontation.

The play explores every range of emotion, however never fully connects with the theme of baseball. Also, the light-heartedness in the first half clashes with the heavy and dark second half of the play with almost no reconciliation. The dialogue is a bit unrealistic for regular ballplayers, as the author tends to overwrite his characters, resulting in a rather stilted characterization. One exception is Denis O’Hare, whose accountant Mason Marzac comes closet to representing the author’s voice. His poignant speech about the nobility and tradition of baseball is one of the more beautiful homages in recent theater. However moving it does not tie all the story lines together. O’Hare does a superb job of conveying a full range of character in a relatively minor role. He is delightfully original.

Director Joe Mantello does a solid job of staging and Scenic Designer Scott Pask creates a realistically interchangeable ballpark and athletic locker room, complete with working showers. An extra bonus for the patrons is watching these fit young Broadway boys disrobe and play in running water. The grating catches all the runoff and prevents slipping for anyone worrying about the actors’ safety.

Overall the production is slightly disappointing but the strong core of actors keep the audience’s attention throughout. Worthwhile for the fun baseball references alone. Read more!

The Parlour Club

The Parlour Club
a kate west recommendation

7702 Santa Monica Blvd., Russian Quarter, West Hollywood

(323) 650-7968, every Friday, 10 p.m. – 2 a.m.

$5 for 21 and over; www.parlourclub.com.

Come back in time to revel in incredible 1920’s Jazz music, dance and fun cabaret style. Yes, it’s true. Show up late Friday night at the Parlour Club and the crazy cats there will reveal their secret of time travel in the amazingly bright and sassy show, “Bricktops.” Starring such sparkling entertainers as Mr. Uncertain (see below) and Vaginal Davis, plus DJ Bernice Bobserhair spinning les hot jazz nuggets and Tin Pan Alley favorites, the show features a group of talented cross-gender sprites who will make you believe in being young again.

Everyone dresses up 1920’s, so girls, be sure to go vintage shopping ahead of time and get those long strands of pearls and yummy fringe flapper dresses and guys, get those scrumptious era hats and come Charleston with the regulars. Fair warning - a poor, lost, wandering tourist may feel stuck in a time warp in his modern era blue jeans. Everyone, regardless of attire, will have the time of their lives.


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The Maids

“The Maids,” Camelot Artists Productions in association with
Vargo Productions
a kate west review
at Beverly Hills Playhouse, 254. S. Robertson, Beverly Hills
(323) 650-8729
Oct 26 – EXTENDED

For those a little rusty in Theater 101, Jean Genet was an internationally prominent French author famous for exposing the absurdity of life and emotion in his writing. The latest production of “The Maids” now playing at the Beverly Hills Playhouse is no exception. Genet’s own life defined contradiction. Publicly charged as a common thief, yet his real identity that of a brilliant author, his play also reflects that same dichotomy in life. Solange and Claire are two maids who take turns role-playing as mistress and servant. Genet’s own preference was to have men play all the parts in order to emphasize how illusionary one’s perception of life can be.

Director Maria Vargo takes the conventional approach and casts all women. She has the lead role as Solange, the older sister and the mastermind of the pair. The fact that they are sisters is yet another merging of identity; that of mistress and servant and sisters; Genet confuses roles by having the maids act out their daily game of pretend at the top of the play, surprising us when the supposed mistress suddenly turns back into a maid. Prevalent throughout is a deep self hatred and anger prompting the two sisters to plot their mistress’ demise. They hate and love her, pretend to be her, thus hating and loving themselves. An intensely introspective and uncomfortable work, “The Maids” forces the viewer to look into the deeply dark recesses of the human consciousness and soul.

Vargo plays an intensely determined Solange and holds her own opposite the irrepressible Madame, played by the delightful Natalia Magni. She gives a complex performance and is especially moving during her finally monologue, although Magni has a bit more of a naturally graceful stage presence. Stacy Stewart as Claire is the weaker link, her intentionally bad French accent as the pretend Madame a little grating and her performance stiff.

The audience is captured throughout with Vargas’ solid directing and pulled into the cold horror as the sisters suffer dire consequences from their plot to kill Madame. Solange, the supposed braver of the two actually does nothing while her more delicate sister actively displays courage in a final desperate act. The underlying homosexual and sadism-masochism may be a little intense for some patrons, but those familiar with Genet will find it par for the course. On the whole, the production may have been more impressive with a stronger commitment from some of the actors. Read more!

Passion

“Passion” by Stephen Sondheim
a kate west review
at the East West Players, David Henry Hwang Theater
120 Judge John Iso Street, Los Angeles 90012, (213) 625-7000
Running September 10 – October 5, 2003

Most Sondheim musicals are difficult to stage, given the complexity of the music as well as the emotional depth each character exhibits. The East West Players do a fine job in their recent show “Passion.” From the fascinatingly dark set design (Victoria Petrovich) to the particular and economical directing by Tim Dang (also Artistic Director), this production certainly does justice to one of Sondheim’s best later works.

This achingly powerful and passionate story shows us the obsessive lengths to which someone in love will go. Handsome soldier Giorgio, aptly portrayed by Michael Dalager, is stationed in a strange, far-off barracks. There he befriends the host, Colonel Ricci (Orville Mendoza), brother to the odd, house-bound, invalid Fosca, exquisitely played by Jacqueline Kim. Fosca becomes immediately enamored of Giorgio and her passion for him initially repulses him and drives him away but he gradually sees that he cannot get her out of his mind and ultimately succumbs to her chronic seduction. At first he believes that he is in love with Clara (Linda Igarashi) who is a married mother. She refuses to leave her husband and that inspires Giorgio to see that Fosca’s twisted love for him is the only true passion in his life. From beginning to end, each character undergoes profoundly painful change in realizing the potential for deep passion. The climax of the play is a dramatic duel between Colonel Ricci and Giorgio, over the honor of Fosca.

While Michael Dalager (Giorgio) demonstrates the wonderful emotional resonance of a tortured lover, it is Jacqueline Kim as Fosca who steals the show. She perfects the consumptive’s sickly cough and the awkwardness of a deeply shy and backward woman who finds the strength to become her own woman, through the fierce love she has for Giorgio. Her characterization is inspired and her stage presence magnificently compelling. Orville Mendoza as the Colonel and Michael Hagiwara as Doctor Tambourri are among the minor characters who are not as strong in the ensemble but the main characters are well up to the task of creating magic.

Scott Nagatani does a fine job as Musical Director, not an easy feat with a Sondheim musical. The dark music is slightly discordant which serves to remind us that love does not follow normal paths in life and that there is never one true definition. Overall, the production is very strong musically and the dramatic conflicts well played out. It is well worth checking out this intensely odd and poignant piece.

Passion (1994 Original Broadway Cast) Read more!

8 Simple Rules

8 Simple Rules
a kate west reflection






Dear John,

I'm sorry I missed you in the first couple of seasons of "8 Simple Rules". I only caught part of the third and last season so I really didn't get to see you spar with your annoying t.v. neighbors, love your t.v. wife or lecture your t.v. children. I tuned in on reruns when they were all lamenting your passing. I'm so sorry. But you've really got to hand it to the writers - they did a fine and sensitive job incorporating those inner and outer worlds (with the exception of the what-were-they-thinking "Freaky Friday" episode - ick). That's what grabbed my attention in the first place. I was intrigued by the genuine emotion from the actors. It really helped audiences deal.

Kaley Cuoco and Amy Davidson are evenly matched sparring night-and-day sisters as the blonde peppy Bridget and the red-headed passionate Kerry and Martin Spanjers is adorable as your son Rory. Oh and I'm a big fan of Katey Sagal - she was so great as your grieving widow Cate. Did you get to work with James Garner as your father-in-law? Classic. Or David Spade as your cousin-in-law C.J.? Love the sarcastic one-liners.

I never read W. Bruce Cameron's original book "8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter" but I love the idea. I'll have to order a copy from Amazon now. And I'll have to Netflix your earlier episodes. It really is a charming show and I know everyone still misses you terribly. I watch when I can.

The 8 Simple Rules:
Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure as heck not picking anything up.

Rule Two:: You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes or hands off of my daughter's body, I will remove them.

Rule Three: I am aware that it is considered fashionable for boys of your age to wear their trousers so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hips. Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots. Still, I want to be fair and open minded about this issue, so I propose this compromise: You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants ten sizes too big, and I will not object. However, In order to assure that your clothes do not, in fact, come off during the course of your date with my daughter, I will take my electric staple gun and fasten your trousers securely in place around your waist.

Rule Four: I'm sure you've been told that in today's world, sex without utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you. Let me elaborate: when it comes to sex, I am the barrier, and I WILL kill you.

Rule Five: In order for us to get to know each other, we should talk about sports, politics, and other issues of the day. Please do not do this. The only information I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house, and the only word I need from you on this subject is "early."

Rule Six: I have no doubt you are a popular fellow, with many opportunities to date other girls. This is fine with me as long as it is okay with my daughter. Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. If you make her cry, I will make YOU cry.

Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget. If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating. My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process which can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge. Instead of just standing there, why don't you do something useful, like changing the oil in my car?

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places lacking parents, policemen, or nuns. Places where there is darkness. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. Places where the ambient temperature is warm enough to induce my daughter to wear shorts, tank tops, midriff T-shirts, or anything other than overalls, a sweater, and a goose down parka zipped up to her chin. Movies with a strong romantic or sexual theme are to be avoided; movies which feature chainsaws are okay. Hockey games are okay.


Goodnight John. Rest well.

Love,

Kate


Actors
John Ritter: Paul Hennessy (d. September 11, 2003)
Katey Sagal: Cate Hennessy
James Garner: Grandpa Jim
Kaley Cuoco: Bridget Hennessy
Amy Davidson: Kerry Hennessy
Martin Spanjers: Rory Hennessy
David Spade: C.J.

Production Credits:
W. Bruce Cameron (Book Author)
Lori Openden (Casting)
Tony Askins (Cinematographer)
Dan Foliart (Composer (Music Score))
Gil Junger (Director)
Joe Bergen (Editor)
Michael Bostick (Executive Producer)
Flody Suarez (Executive Producer)
Tom Shadyac (Executive Producer)
Tracy Gamble (Executive Producer)
Franco E. Bario (Producer)
Jay Pelissier (Production Designer)
Tracy Gamble (Screenwriter)


The Book:
8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter Read more!

AGA-BOOM

AGA-BOOM, created/directed by Dimitri Bogatirev
a kate west review
at the Falcon Theater, 4252 Riverside Drive, Burbank
call (818) 955-8101; running June 19 – August 24, 2003

Dimitri Bogatirev and Iryna Ivanytska from Cirque de Soleil’s “O” and “Alegria” and Philip Karp-Briggs from Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus are three highly talented clowns who make up the delightfully visual “Aga-Boom.” Granted its initial appeal is for children but it’s clever and whimsical enough to counter adult cynicism. The production begins with one clown (Ivanytska) sweeping up the stage, creating a hilarious routine of playing with audience while cheerily trying to extricate herself out of amusingly awkward situations. Bogatirev and Karp-Briggs soon join her on stage and the three of them create charming little comic vignettes for the next hour.

Be forewarned that in true clown tradition, they will pull innocent spectators on stage with them and torture them mercilessly. In one instance a blanketed audience member “corpse” was left on stage alone for a few moments. The audience loves this of course, especially the children who scream and jump in frenzied happiness all throughout the production. The bizarrely colorful costumes match the frantic mayhem pace of the action and the clever use of simple props, such as toilet paper and brooms. There are too many special moments to list here, it is infinitely better to experience this magical show in person and be marvelously surprised. Watch out for interesting beach balls to play with. This is a short, concise, excellent presentation of classic clowning and well worth the adventure. Read more!

The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe

Tomlin and Wagner Theatricalz present Lily Tomlin in
THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE, by Jane Wagner
a kate west review
Produced by Lily Tomlin, Directed by Jane Wagner
Running May 13 – July 6, 2003

In association with The Seattle Repertory Theatre and McCarter Theatre Center, now playing at the Ahmanson Theatre at the Los Angeles Music Center (Gordon Davidson, Artistic Director/Producer, Charles Dillingham, Managing Director, Center Theater Group/Ahmanson Theatre).


Lily Tomlin once again proves herself to be one of the wittiest and most versatile comedic performers today. In the recent revival of “The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe” at the Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles, she and writer/director Jane Wagner create a delicious smorgasbord variety of delightful characters ranging from Trudy, the bag lady who communes with extraterrestrials to Agnus Angst, the rebellious pink-haired punk rocker teenager. She portrays prostitutes, society ladies, feminists and even men. Each of her personas is fully articulated and funny as hell. Although the material is at times a bit dated, we relish the unfolding of plot and mayhem with each story and the clever way every character is connected with each other. Most of the stories had the audience howling with laughter but sometimes there are poignantly dramatic moments which left us deeply moved.

The night I attended, billed as opening night, the audience was fairly throbbing with excitement and anticipation and many celebrities were in sight. I knew it was a special evening when Tomlin broke character after a short coughing spell, delighting the audience with her ad-libs. Her incredible stamina in sustaining several high energy characters was wonderful to watch. She is a true professional and her performance truly inspired. The show was about two hours long with the intermission but I was sure left wanting more.

I also need to mention the amazing technical crew, especially the sound designers, Tom Clark and Mark Bennett. Tomlin uses no props and makes no costume or set changes and yet we are awestruck by the reality of each character’s atmosphere. When she mimes pulling tissues out of a box, the sound is perfectly synchronized as it is when she is putting on mascara, zipping up her punk rock “costume,” answering the phone, opening and closing a sensory deprivation tank, and on and on.

No wonder the show has always been such a hit, was also nominated for Best Revival of a Play on Broadway and the hardcover edition of the play stayed on the New York Times bestseller list for months (the first play in 20 years to earn that distinction). This is a definite must must must see. Kudos to Gordon Davidson, Artistic Director/Producer of the Center Theatre Group, for having the foresight to share this production with Los Angeles. Read more!

Culture Clash Chavez Ravine

CULTURE CLASH: " CHAVEZ RAVINE"
a kate west review
Mark Taper Forum, 135 N. Grand Avenue, Los Angeles, May 17 - July 6, 2003, (213) 972-7376
Directed by Lisa Peterson,
Company: Richard Montoya, Ric Salinas, Eileen Galindo, Herbert Siguenza, John Avila, Randy Rodarte, Scott Rodarte

For almost twenty years, the "premiere Chicano comedy troupe" known as Culture Clash has performed their remarkable sketch comedy around the country, including creating the first Latino-themed sketch comedy television show for Fox T.V.
Their latest accomplishment, the world premiere play "Chavez Ravine," tells the story of the 1940's - 50's controversial land development deal on an area called Chavez Ravine by locals in Los Angeles. Each historical character is depicted with the group's now characteristic comedic precision and zeal. This is rendered all the more authentic with excellent set (Rachel Hauck) and costume (Christopher Acebo) design, the stage itself a stylized baseball diamond with large panels that portray various moments in Chavez Ravine history.

At the top of the play, Los Angeles Dodgers announcer Vin Scully (the superbly talented Richard Montoya) introduces the new rookie Mexican pitcher Fernando Valenzuela (a dead-on impersonation by Herbert Siguenza) who, in this production, symbolizes the culmination of local Chicano pride after several decades' long struggle. Through clever flashbacks, a story of betrayal, cynicism and greed unfolds as the Los Angeles City Housing Authority decides to build subsidized low income housing in Chavez Ravine. The newly elected Los Angeles Mayor, Norris Paulson (delightfully clueless Ric Salinas), succumbs to the sinister public figures who coerce him to cancel the housing project leaving the local immigrants homeless. Although the people revolt, including poet Manazar (Herbert Siguenza) and an activist named Maria (sweetly portrayed by Eileen Galinda), industry and progress march on and the people are torn from their homes and eventually the Brooklyn Dodgers take over Chavez Ravine and become the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Because the Culture Clash members are such accomplished story-tellers, each plotline is poignantly clear and one character is more enchanting than the next. Particularly amusing are Richard Montoya and Ric Salinas as the famous comedy duo Bud Abbott and Lou Costello, recreating the wonderfully timeless "Who's On First" routine. They get so frustrated with each other at one point that they burst into a Spanish version! Hilarious. There is also a "seventh inning stretch" when the entire cast comes out and sings "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and encourages the audience to sing-along while throwing bags of peanuts about the auditorium.

Although the play is rife with "chicano-isms" and local inside jokes (Artistic Director Gordon Davidson is depicted at one point), you don't have to be familiar with local Los Angeles history or understand Spanish to enjoy this engaging production. Culture Clash is comprised of talented, funny, savvy individuals with the ability to transcend time and culture. It makes for a wonderful evening and along with stories skillfully depicted with humor, joy, compassion and pathos; you'll also get a free history lesson. Highly, highly recommended. Read more!